What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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