- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

im @ work, LOL.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A baby seal walks into a club.

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