What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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