what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

[Set up] [No punch line]

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

yolo your orange looks orange

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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