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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

A seal walks into a club.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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