- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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