What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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AIDS

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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