- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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