My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Your're racist.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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