Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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