What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.