- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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