- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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