- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

hey hey apple

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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