- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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