- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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