- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Obama = ebola

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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