- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

A whole 'nother.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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