Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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