- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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