- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Robin get in the batmobile!

the midget went to the midget store

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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