why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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