- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

su algato es en fuego

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??