What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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A van drives into a car.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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