- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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