- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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