- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

whats my name? Matt

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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