- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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