- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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