- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

what is 3+3= 8

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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