- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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