- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

what is 3+3= 8

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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