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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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