- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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