- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

. . I am a whale

Knock, Knock Who's There

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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