- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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