What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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