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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

what is 3+3= 8

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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