- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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