- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

How come grilled cheese?

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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