What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Poop

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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