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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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