How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Brain fart

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