- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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