Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

antonio has a penis head.lol

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

race-car = rac-ecar

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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