- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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