- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

What is life? Paul.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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