- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

purple pickles

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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