A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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