Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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So a seal walks into a club.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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