- Anti Joke

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Face...the other white meat!