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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

So a seal walks into a club.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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