i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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