AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Fine, ladies first.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What? Huh?

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Anti Joke

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