- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Daniel is a fag

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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