- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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