What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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