But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Anti Joke

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