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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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