What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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WNBA

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