What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

I'm homeless.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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