- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Killing your friend as a joke.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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