What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Get up Look in the mirror

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

how much fish could a chicken

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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