- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Brain fart

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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