A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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