wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Get up Look in the mirror

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

how much fish could a chicken

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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