- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

If you were a pie I'd eat you

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Urban ghettos

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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