Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

whats green and slimy? green slim

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

whats white and sticky glue

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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