- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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