Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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