- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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