- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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