Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Urban ghettos

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

knock knock go away!!!

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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