- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

united we sit, cause we're fat

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

I'm so punny.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Fine, ladies first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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