- Anti Joke

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.