- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

A van drives into a car.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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