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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

jews

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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