Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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