- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Robin get in the batmobile!

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Homosexualism is so gay man

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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