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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

A van drives into a car.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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