- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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