- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

So this guy was making a sandwich...

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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