- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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