A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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