Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Urban ghettos

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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