A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What's long and black The unemployment line

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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