- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat guy!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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