- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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