- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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