- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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