OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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