Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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