Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Urban ghettos

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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