- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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