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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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