- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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