- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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