How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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