I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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