Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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