- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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