Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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