Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Hi what I lug you

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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