who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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