- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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