A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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