Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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