- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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