What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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