Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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knock knock go away!!!

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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