- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

a skinny sumo wrestler

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Cancer

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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