Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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A van drives into a car.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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