How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

I'm so punny.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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