- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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