How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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