- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Pickles are powerful

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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