an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

. . I am a whale

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Knock, Knock Who's There

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What do you call a black man? A person

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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